Gisle Hannemyr
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Fikk den halvårlige henvendelsen med et skjema for "gratis oppdatering" fra "European Trade Register" i dag (med et all-caps tillegg der det med liten skrift framgår framgår at dette er langt fra gratis). Tenkte kanskje folket her ville ha glede av å se en kopi av svaret mitt (de som har sett originalskjema vil kjenne igjen innholdet i all-caps tillegget):
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Dear valued customer!
Thank you for submitting your form to our FREE form proofreading service. By submitting the form for review you've automatically requested our FREE form proofreading service. In 48 hours, we will go ahead and process your order, unless you take the required steps to cancel your order as outlined below.
THE SUBMISSION OF A FORM FOR PROOFREADING REPRESENTS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS AND THE CONDITIONS STATED IN "THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR PROOFREADING" ON THE WEB PAGE: WWW.PROOFREADING.BY.HANNEMYR.COM. THE SUBMISSION YOU HAVE MADE IS LEGALLY BINDING AND GIVES YOU THE RIGHT OF HAVING YOUR FORMS PROOFREAD FOR FREE (LIMITED TO MAXIMUM ONE FORM PER 12 MONTH PERIOD) BY OUR TEAM OF EXPERT FORM PROOFREADERS AND THE CORRECTED TEXT RETURNED TO YOU BY MEANS OF ELECTRONIC MAIL, ALL IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE CONTRACT CONDITIONS STATED IN "THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR PROOFREADING" ON WEB PAGE: WWW.PROOFREADING.BY.HANNEMYR.COM. THE VALIDATION TIME OF THE CONTRACT IS THREE YEARS AND STARTS ON THE EIGHTH DAY AFTER FIRST FORM IS SUBMITTED FOR PROOFREADING. THIS PRIVILEGED PROOFREADING RIGHT IS AUTOMATICALLY GRANTED AFTER THE FIRST FORM IS SUBMITTED TO THE SERVICE PROVIDER. BY RECEIVING THIS NOTICE, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE ORDERED A SUBSCRIPTION WITH THE SERVICE PROVIDER "PROOFREADING BY HANNEMYR" (A PREMIUM SERVICE OFFERED "HANNEMYR NYE MEDIER A/S") THAT ENTITLES YOU TO PRIVILEGED PROOFREADING SERVICES FOR THREE YEARS. THE PRICE PER YEAR FOR RETAINING THIS PRIVILEGED SERVICE IS EURO 990. AFTER THE FIRST THREE YEARS, THE SUBSCRIPTION WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY EXTENDED EVERY YEAR FOR ANOTHER YEAR, UNLESS SPECIFIC WRITTEN NOTICE DEMANDING TERMINATION IS RECEIVED IN TRIPLICATE BY THE SERVICE PROVIDER OR THE SUBSCRIBER TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE EXPIRATION OF THE SUBSCRIPTION. YOUR DATA IS ALREADY RECORDED. THE PLACE OF JURISDICTION IN ANY DISPUTE ARISING IS THE SERVICE PROVIDER'S ADDRESS. THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE SERVICE PROVIDER AND THE SUBSCRIBER IS GOVERNED BY THE CONDITIONS STATED IN "THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR PROOFREADING" ON WEB PAGE: WWW.PROOFREADING.BY.HANNEMYR.COM.